The place where even your pee screams

The clown
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Actually,im ok with the clown liao la. I just wish i cld hav told her to stop sucking balls. Haha.

See..im actually generally a nice girl
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boiling temperature
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I duno how long it takes for blood to boil.

But mine was pretty fast. Like *split second*

when the stupid clown start raising her voice. Like yaya like that. slap your face ah
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I hope you were so angry yesterday that all the crow feet starts to grow.

I hope you showed the whole world the God-damn conversation so that all the hypocrites can laugh behind your back.

I hope the ones you think you can confide in and complain and gain sympathy from turns around and bit you in your ass.

I hope one day, you will realize what we said was true and buck up.

I hope you'll stay long enough so that I can be promoted and for you to work under me

Starts me thinking, anyone knows where to get a red clown nose? completes the outfit


xoxo,
Yours Truly.
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Ms Clown
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I am so pent up with anger deep down inside. Its gona take me a long time to learn how to let go off this. Its the indescribable amount of anger derived from the unappreciated apologies and sick-to-the bone pretendence. All along we have stood in our own paths and the seldom cross in paths has been easily looked-over.

We might have taken things abit far this time round, but as the saying goes, theres would be no fire if there was nothing to burn. Reflection comes after realization. But to be able to realize what is wrong, one has to learn how to let go and ponder about each mistakes.

To cut the crap, all i really want to say is. if u're not going to apologize, fuck you bitch.
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another bad day
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im blogging using my boyfriend now.

Today is just another bad day.
But i dont rmb eating cows yesterday. I had kimci fried rice in egg wrap lei. No cow. But my day is still very bad. Sian x 1000. Max max.

Tan daddy and Tan mummy is opening another coffeeshop in amk. All signs show that i should be helping them,but here im..complaining. Ahh. I promised myself at least 2 years before i progress to anywhere else. Can do. Will do. Must do!

Jia you!
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I got new boyfriend.

So John angry.
I show u k...

I think dowan la
Next time la.
His name is


E72.
I love him. After John.
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I LIKE IT WHEN WE SING "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS' AT THE SAME TIME. RIGHT DOWN TO THE VERY SPLIT SECOND
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Happy 21st.
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From the older generations. Nothing beats the traditional Jewellery on 21st.



From my 2 gems. The 2 that I'll always have a soft spot for.




To the best colleagues in the world. I'll remember the promise



To the noisiest best friends anyone could ever have. I thank God, for bring you all into my life. Like colour pencils to a dull drawing.



To Six Battery Road. Thanks.




To my one true love. No words. Cause even words are not powerful enough.




To Daddy and Mummy. Thanks for making me beautiful. And for the wonderful dinner. I love you all. The most.

p.s. thanks to all. who wished me well too. muahs


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I really want a typewriter. so I can write insanely random letters to my loves.

BUT

I have no monies for crasy obsessions like these.
not now anyways.
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A call.
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Have been feeling extremely flustured of late. Probably could be due to decreasing number of time that I get to spend with myself. Or maybe, doing the things I WANT to do.

What has happened to the person who does only what she wants? She must have tendered her regsination letter to herself while submitting a resume for a full time job. Must have figured that its way to tiring to hold 2 jobs. Turning 21 has not made Yours Truly smarter or more matured over night.

Today I started the day with a sunny-side-up smile, ready to fight the world. Only half way through the day at 1.30pm, and I feel like I've been seriously defeated. With no more breath. Gasping for air. Lost all insipration to blog about the wonderful pictures with the wonderful camera.

All it took,was that one call.
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Somebody flipped my coin.
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God is the greatest joker ever. He chose to send the dispatch right after I blogged about how sucky my day was.

Beebee bought me flowers!!!!! HUGE BEAUTIFUL LILY.

I think maybe today, the sun woke up a little later. at about 5.09pm. And its smiling brightly at me.

I feel like the luckiest girl alive.

Its really amazing how perfect the timing is.

I LOVE YOU.
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beef bolognese spaghetti
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I think it was that cow that I ate yesterday. Thats why my week is going on a downward spiral.

Must be the cow. I hope the cow gets passed out of my system by this Friday. Its my birthday party this Saturday.
I promise to never eat cows again. promise. maybe other than the sexylicious meatballs from IKEA.

But I'll try. Just make my week better.
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Birthday
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Im only a week away from my 21st. But Im not ready.

Now im torn. But, I never wanted to make it something huge to begin with. Right?
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8x
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Yours Truly is in a highly irritable mood. Since yesterday night. HELP
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HELL-O
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John  says its not called Zoo. Its called Night Safari. But I think its the same. really.


The way to the Zoo Night Safari

At the queue for the online-tickets that we booked. It was REALLY long. Fancy the amount of people paying to scare themselves.


Scary man 1 and scary man 2.


Scary man 3 that tried to come onto the tram ride with us. FREAKY LEI.


Er, snow white? No? I dont know. But this scary man 4 was gross.

HELLO, THIS IS JOHN'S EX GIRLFRIEND, HER NAME IS MARY. No la. Joking.


Camwhoring while waiting for the night show to start at the amphi-theatre. It was a real pity my camera doesn't do fancy night shots. The animals were cute as hell and extremely intelligent!

HELLO. THIS IS JOHN'S EX EX GIRLFRIEND EMILY. No la. joking. again.


This is fat man. He is fat. Like John. and Me. x2.




Next up was tau hway. Just something to fill up the tummy before we go back home!
WEE WEE TO THE RESCUE!! We still didn't finish the soya bean in the end. =x


The first post with pictures. Loads of pictures. Lets hope I have more to come! This new camera is doing me good. 
I LIKE~~


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zoo
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Im going to the ZOO zoo Zoo...

how 'bout YOU you You....
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weird + pekchek
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HI EARTHLINGS.

I CALL MYSELF "WHITE ELEPHANT". CHINESE NAME CALLED "HUA1 PING1"
MY MAIN JOB SCOPE IS TO SIT AROUND AND LOOK PRETTY. SO PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO LOOK.
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT.

XOXO,
WHITE ELEPHANT.


Seriously, Im in a lousy mood. The problem with planning too many things at a go is when you realize that all your plans can't fall through, you feel like SHIT.

Sometimes, I think im weird. Cause I transform a lot. Sometimes im an elephant, sometimes im shit and most of the other times, i look like crap. And whilst SOME people prefer not doing anything , i like to be loaded with work and responsibilities.

SIAO. I need to book a space in IMH
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Mummy
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Happy Birthday to the best Mummy in the world.

Not the most perfect, but the best.




p.s: livejournal is getting onto my nerves. can't upload pictures...properly

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JUMP.
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When I say jump you say how high....

Do you realise that every time you jump from a high spot, you will then to flap your arms and raise your elbow a little? like bird bird.

haha...I don't know about you, but i just realised today, that i do it.

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L for Liu-lian (durian)
poison arrrrrr...